WHAT IS THIS FREAKIN' HOLIDAY!?

What is so special about today?! I'm trying to find information out on how to get a massage license in California (which is difficult enough WITHOUT stupid made-up holidays) AND NO ONE IS OPEN OR AVAILABLE TO TALK TO!!!! Let's see...it's the 43rd day of the Gregorian calendar (not much to celebrate there), the wife of President John Quincy Adams was born a hundred years ago this day (still no celebration needed, she's dead!), DARWIN DAY! ARE YOU FREAKIN' KIDDING ME!??! Chili gains independence from Spain. Fun, but not important to OUR history. Don't tell me EVERYONE BUT ME AND THERON are taking a day off to celebrate Lincoln's birthday!? Once again, HE'S DEAD TOO!!!!! We should at least celebrate LIVE people's birthdays IF ANY!!! I'm just really upset that I've spent the last TWO HOURS looking for information on how to get licensed in a state that DOES NOT have state wide licensing, so I have to look for licensing by city and can't talk to anyone on my day off. ARRGGGHHHHH!!!! I HATE LINCOLN! (Not really, but I don't like his birthday).